Christina Aguilera - Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up?

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May I have your attention please

Will the real Slim Shady please shut up

I repeat

Will the real Slim Shady please shut up

We're gonna have a problem here

Ya'll act like you've never heard a white person before

His rhymes heard before

Punkage trying to be hard core (yo wassup!)

Well Marshal Mathers is back worse than before

Making a snore, whining in the microphone

It's the return of the oh wait, no wait!

You're a fool

You didn't pay money for this cd, did you?

And Dr. Dre did, everything you idiot,

Without Dre's beep ass you're as good as dead

The world's hot enough without eminem

Chicki chicki even his girlfriend's cheating on him

Look at him,walking around

Living off dre, acting so cool,

But he's really kind of weak tho

Little twit blasted me on his new cd

Why?

Cuz I turned him down for a date hehe

As for the question of who came first was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?

Sorry slim but this is gonna hurt

They both came closer than you ever will jerk

You're song is on my nerves

You're song is on my nerves!

You're kinda lucky cuz you got more faith than you deserve

That is the message I deliver to little kids

You can become famous and never know what talent is!

Of course they're gonna like you! Of course they do!

You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on silver spoons

You ain't nothing but a product patched to be boughta

Ya know, a year from now

You won't even be thought of

So you're about dead animals and cannibals and some

day you'll stop dating dogs and start dating higher mammals

And there's a million women just like me who think like me

and who can see that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty

So if you agree scream loudly with me!

You're Slim Shady yes you're the real Shady

You sound like Peter Brady you get quite irritating so

Won't the real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up!

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