(Sports personalities:)
Welcome ladies and gentlemen
This is Mark
Oh-Who-gives-a-f*** from '93 TV
This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco
(Hey hey guys)
Yeah yeah yeah
We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob
Let's go down to the announcers
For the start of the game

(Stadium announcer:)
And now
Please rise for the singing of our national anthem

HOOK:
I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
(That's right)
It took a whole lot of tah-ryin'
Just to get up that hill
I said but now we're up in the big leagues
My dirty it's our turn at bat
And just as long as we livin',
It's Lunatics playa
It ain't nuttin' wrong with that,
Huh-batter up

(St. Lunatics:)
I'm the first to swing
I'ma run with that
Give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings
F*** a dub, smoke an ounce, show me love
Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla what
I put my mack down, she throw a curve ball
She owed Milli smoked that herb and some
Llly-bone she tip-top 'em, Optimo
First base, god livin' like a worst race
First chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind
Second lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' mind
It's about time, second base wisdom rhyme
Sittin' strong, skipped third base and headed home
Third baseman just don't understand baby what the bong
What the f*** wrong, with this world today
With these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way
You wasn't f***in' with me, leave,
For the wrap that's in my seed
Now you stays on yo knees
'Cause we's be in the big league
'Cause we's be in the big league

HOOK

(Nelly:)
Well you should see me now,
I'm eatin' Wheaties now
I'm stealin' second and third
And lookin' home peepin' greedy now
See me now, people call me speedy now
Known for runnin' the quickest miles
hit and run in any town, any ground
Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it
And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it,
(Yeah) f*** it, lick it
Ain't no shame in my game,
That normal sh*t ain't my thang
If I stick with my d*ck then
Put your mouth on my brains
I maintain through the atmosphere,
What we got here a sucka in fear,
Hear the roars and the cheers
From the crowd when I take the mile,
Let me show 'em how
Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get down

HOOK:

(Sports personalities:)
Well uhh this next young batter on deck
He's still in high school (yeah I heard that)
(It's a great day though)
A good high school out in U-City Of St. Louis, Missouri
(I think his name's umm, who knows)