Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
and oh how she rocks
in Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cos I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby... with me.
Ooh

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
He'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
and he drives an IROK
And he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cos I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby... with me.
Ooh Ooh yeah... dirtbag
No she doesn't know what she's missin'

Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She's walkin' over to me this must be fake
My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am?
Why does she give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby... like you. ooh
ooh yeah... dirtbag
No she doesn't know what she's missin'